By GottaLaff
Had Padlock read her email, she’d have known I am ready with my first post-o’-the-day. Bad Padlock. Go sit in the corner. No pie for you!
By the way, if I were lucky enough to have perfumed silk sheets, I wouldn’t be here right now, posting. I’d be slithering around in my silky, fragrant bed. Where does she think I live, anyway… in that mansion she shares with Jeff in Indiana? Winkity wink.
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